#2253 My new years resolution is to pay more attention to US and world news to understand what is going on in the world instead of hearing about events through social media. This hard to do when Looney Toons is on.

#2254 New Years Resolution Gym-Goers, all of us regulars have only 1 request from you.... Rack your weights after your done using them. Goodluck with your fitness goals.

#2252 The other night while walking home from the bars, I was cold and needed a quicker way back to sheltered warmth. So, I took a unlocked bike from a bike rack. My bad.

#2251 Putting my gpa up for adoption because I can't raise it myself

#2246 I look around and there are so many beautiful women walking on this campus, and they have no idea they're really that beautiful. To all you ladies out there, chins up and smiles, you are that beautiful and have everything to be smile about. Good luck on finals!!

#2245 After finals, this girl is heading downtown to have a few drinks and getting some ass.. I deserve it!

#2248 I have never felt as alone as I do right now, being a part of a sorority, I never thought feeling completely alone was possible. It's not that I always want everyone around, I like being alone to an extent, it's FEELING alone that is absolutely killing me.

#2244 My roommate watches hardcore gay pornography