#814 I was so excited because I thought I finally found a guy who would treat me better than the rest of my exes. Nope. Looks like my Valentine's date this year is Netflix...again.

#812 I'm sick and tired of people being depressed and not including other people in their conversations. Like if you go up to some friends and ask what's up and they just say oh nothing, like ok then fuck you too. Some friends you are

#811 My mom Called me today and asked if i was practicing safe sex. Thinking we would bond and wanting to tell the truth i said no because it doesn't feel as good. She responded by saying yeah i never let your father wear one, but then we ended up with you.... Thanks mom ,love you too.

#813 Just shaved my pubes for the first time and it's itchy as fuck

#809 There's a blonde cutie on the women's rugby team that easily has the nicest ass on campus. I just wanna grab on it and never let go. props to her

#810 I'm convinced that my girlfriend has a crush on one of my best friends. I'm fairly confident that they talk more than her and I do. Every once and a while ill glance over and see his name at the top of her phone and don't even get me started on Facebook conversations. I'll never bring it up because she will just say im over exaggerating, but i can't help but think, if we were to break up how long would it be before one of them brought it up?

#807 I don't believe in a God but rather SOMETHING that created everything a very very VERY long time ago. But God? No I don't believe it.

#808 Seriously everytime I go to class, I feel the need to applaud after Dr. Narvaez lectures; he's so cool