#824 So me and my girlfriend took a shower together in the good ol dorms, with it being against the rules we tried to be quiet while having some "fun" at the same time... Girls were comin in and out but as we turned the water off one in particular came in and squated on the pot I couldn't hold back and started laughing which caused my girlfriend to laugh... That's when the chick felt awkward and had to cut her shit short cause she was to embarresed to take her shit after hearing us laugh...moral of the story ladies do fart and shit and are most definetly self conscious about it!!

#823 One weekend I went back to a guys room after a party and in the middle of sex he fell off his loft onto the ground. We were both really drunk and I didn't really know what to do I just got dressed and left ....hope you're okay buddy

#822 Finally decided to give the guy I was friend zoning a chance and got friend zoned. Just my luck!

#820 So talked to an old friend back in high school whom i had feelings for at the time but was too pussy to do anything. Talked today and probably said something I shouldn't have (told her my feelings are still there) But now i feel like its awkward between us.. Should I take another chance or just forget it?

#818 One time I was asking for help from a professor with a problem I had taken a picture of on my iphone when she accidentally slide back one photo... turns out i forgot i kepts nudes of my girlfriend on there.

#819 I only can do well on flappy bird when I'm taking a shit

#817 Sometimes I'll see a girl in the iwc and I can't help but think, "damn, come sit on my face."

#815 What happened to all the new years resolutioners at the gym...?