Thursday, 06 February 2014 10:53 PM
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#844 I find it really hard to talk to women with the fact that I'm a complete stoner...and a freshman. Why must you judge....you're not any better than anyone else...oh well. Blaze on.
Thursday, 06 February 2014 09:31 PM
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#842 I was taking a nap with my boyfriend and I woke up to the bed shaking a bit. I'm pretty sure I just woke up to my boyfriend watching porn or something. Aca Awkward!
Thursday, 06 February 2014 05:10 PM
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#840 I had the the most heavenly orgasm in the IWC doing hanging knee raises with the arm sling this week.This should be yet another reason for the rest of you ladies to do something other than cardio!!
Thursday, 06 February 2014 03:15 PM
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#839 I almost got my fake ID taken away at Warehouse Liquor one homecoming. I was completely shitfaced and told the clerk that I needed it to drive home. He started laughing and sold me booze anyway.
Thursday, 06 February 2014 12:10 PM
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#838 Freshman year i walked on my roommate getting head using cheese whiz!
Thursday, 06 February 2014 10:21 AM
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#837 I use sports rosters and D2L class lists to find out hot boy's last names so I can search them on Facebook to see if they have girlfriends. Call me creepy but at least I know what I'm getting into beforehand.
Thursday, 06 February 2014 12:56 AM
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#833 I've been having these non-stop protein farts and my dorm smells like I took a shit in the corner and haven't cleaned it up in a week.
Hey ladies. ;)
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 10:28 PM
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#832 my friend picked me up from the bars and made a pitstop at macdons where I proceeded to pee my pants in the drive through, couldn't hold it!