#852 I live in a single so I don't have a roommate, and I tend go do everything by myself. I don't mind being alone at all, in fact I prefer it some of the time. Its just that after a while, when your the only one around who isn't with other people, you start to feel like a weirdo. I just feel like people judge you and assume you're antisocial or something, and that makes it even more uncomfortable.

#851 I don't like bacon.

#850 Last Friday, after a long night of partying, a few friends and I go back to our buddies apartment to chill. At about 2:00 in the morning, this girl shows up at the house and me and my friend let her in on the assumption that someone at the house knew and invited her. After watching her argue with both of the home owners we found out pretty quickly that wasn't true. So myself and one of the guys that owns the house spends a half hour trying to talk this girl into leaving but she is completely white girl wasted and is too busy sobbing about the owners dog for some reason. Takes us a half hour to get her outside another half hour to convince her to let me drive her back (she was clearly to drunk to walk home by herself) and another good 10 to 15 minutes to get her into her room because she had taken someone else's jacket keys wallet and ID. It was a huge hassle on my part because she basically fought me every step of the way from getting into the house to leaving and getting to the car, and then I had to listen to her life story and a long list of tragedies she's suffered. And after all of that, I try to be a nice person the next day and reach out to her to make sure she's alive and doing alright but apparently she's too good to answer. I hope you read this and I hope you feel like shit because if it weren't for me the home owners were going to call the police and ship your ass off to detox. You're welcome.

#848 I have been going to the gym since I started school here on a consistent basis and have missed maybe 1 or 2 days. I'm trying to bulk up to tryout for the football team this year. I didn't play in high school, but I love the game and want to prove myself by making the team. I've sacrificed a lot of my time focusing on this and my school work by not going out on "thirsty Thursday" or every weekend to drink. I'm starting to wonder if I really have much of chance to making the football team and playing this coming season.

#849 So I'm pretty sure that this guy that I'm kinda really into stood me up…He came over to my house the other day and we kinda messed around but i stopped him..he left and said he would come back later. I text him and waited for 2 hours. and he never showed up. Dear Asshole, you could at least have the balls to say hey you wouldn't let me fuck you so I'm done talking to you…you are a coward. Sorry to waste your time.

#847 After a long week I like to kick back, relax, and watch the drunk people come in at 1 in the morning. Its super funny.

#846 Sometimes I like to lather myself in Vaseline and pretend I am a slug.

#843 Years ago I dropped acid for the first time at WSU. While crossing the campus I kicked out several sprinkler heads while yelling "I am a hondore" (a mythological creature I invented that is a cross between a Honda and a Condor). I then stole an American Flag from a lightpole on campus and wore it like a cape back to my house.