#885 I used to fill out job applications for my roommates at various Winona businesses. Under work history I would list various adult film companies and write in "fluffer" under job title.

#884 I wish guys appreciated me for my brain and not just my looks and boobs. It's seems guys don't really like smart girls though.

#883 So my boyfriends a year and a half is using my iPod because his is broken and he doesn't have a smart phone, but what he doesn't know is every picture he takes or screen shots goes to my phone too because they're linked together. Today I found a picture of a naked girl, so I looked at the iPod to see what other stuff was on there. On snap chat he has been snapping a girl named Melissa almost as much as me, if not more. I've asked him about her before and all he says is "don't worry she's into girls." I'm not sure what to believe and I need some help. I know he would never cheat on me, but it's really starting to bother me now. Is he telling me the truth?

#882 I want lick whip cream off a naked body. I don't care who it is. I want the whip cream. Maybe even some cherries on top ;)

#881 Oh, you're bummed because you don't have a valentine this year. There are troops right now getting shot at and killed so we can be free. Count your blessings, not your problems.

#880 This morning had the potential to be great but took a horrible turn when i decided to put my faith in Coyote Jacks breakfast. DO NOT DO THIS. I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS!!! In the middle of my 9am my stomach lets out a cry for help that im 90% sure the the girl to my left thought was me shitting my pants. I made a B-Line for the door. I saw some friends in Kryzsko and told them of how loud it was. (for you ladies out there let me give you the definition of "the gurgle" if you hear this sound you are going to shit in the next 10 min weather you want to or not) I ran to the closest bathroom but alas the stall was ocupado. at that moment i saw another young man walk into the bathroom, scope it out and then turn and leave. I immediately realized he too needed to take a poo. i ran out into the hallway and see him scooting down to the next closest bathroom. I was shit out of luck...literally. I ran upstairs and went to what was now my 3rd bathroom and again full. My stomach gave me a courtesy grumble. i ran to what i knew would be my last option weather i wanted it to be so or not. i entered the bathroom and there it was an open stall. If there was an Olympic medal for shitting i would have one the gold with an underdog story. As i opened the door to eave the bathroom worst case scenario happens the janitor is standing there i couldn't look him in the eyes because i knew what he was about to encounter. WSU employees do not get paid enough for what i put that man through. Im so sorry.

#879 I always take the long ways around campus instead of taking short cuts through buildings to avoid as many people as possible...I especially hate walking through the smaug because it gives me anxiety seeing so many people, I don't want anyone to look at me and I always walk with my head down. I never used to be this way, idk what happened...

#878 From across the room I overheard a group of football players talking loudly about some of the girls they "hooked up" with. First, no girl deserves to have that kind of personal information out there about them. And second, you all did a great job of representing yourself, your football program, and your school. Well done.