#891 I hooked up with an RA. I'm a freshman girl. Oops. #sorrynotsorry

#892 One time I was walking into the shower and I had a razor in my hand. I slipped and sliced my nip. It bled pretty bad. I passed out. And hit my head. And my dad had to come in, dry me off, clothe me, and bring me to the ER.

#890 I am girl and 100% straight no question about it, but whenever I see a girl in leggings, I automatically look at her ass. I think its just because I'm jealous and want a nicer ass....

#888 I honestly have a deep hatred for every college student that doesn't have a damn worry about money because of their parents paying for everything.

#889 I know it sounds stupid and immature. But I'm seriously debating dropping out of college and running away with my boyfriend to start somewhere new. I hate this school, I hate this town, I hate my major, I hate my life. Something has to change.

#893 I am so overwhelmed by the nursing program. I feel trapped in an endless cycle of being behind and trying to get caught up but then having my job so I can pay rent so then I can never seem to get caught up with school work. I want to be a nurse but I just can't keep up with the work. I'm so stressed I'm suicidal and just want it all to end because I'm constantly worrying about tests and quizzes and being behind. I don't have a back up plan for my life and I've never felt so lost before. I can't quit my job or else I couldn't afford to live. I hate my life right now and there's nothing I can do to get it back under control.

#887 to everyone who hesitates and ultimately doesn't submit a confession just do it. A confession dumber than yours will probably get posted anyway.

#886 If you want to flood someone's phone with voicemails and text messages, go to craigslist and post an ad titled "free monkey to a good home". Be sure to put their phone number in the post and place the ad in the CL for a bigger city. There are people out there that are very passionate about monkeys.