#1151 I keep hoping that one day my roommate will just never come back home and I will never have to see her again.

#1150 I'm a guy and I have 4 one direction songs on my iPod.

#1149 The only reason I head to the gym here is to increase my core muscles.... So I can ride my man longer. Nothing make me feel more powerful than bringing him to the brink while I am in control on top.

#1148 I'm in love with my best friend. Our friendship started from us liking each other, but it never worked out so we decided to just be friends. I still haven't gotten over him, and sometimes it seems like he still likes me too, but I can never tell for sure. We've always just had this natural chemistry. I don't want to screw anything up with our friendship because we've been down that road and it didn't work out. But its hard being best friends with someone you're in love with.

#1147 What kind of town do you come from if you think Winona is hick?! All these city boys are so bitter about the country signing, beer drinking, truck driving men in this town. Well boys take off your silly little snapbacks and go play in the outdoors. Word is that the girls in Winona dig country boys! Somthin bout a truck!

#1146 My algorithms professor is making it nearly impossible to focus on my major in Computer Science. He treats the class like we're a bunch of children and seems uninterested in the students except for a few. I get the feeling that some days he simply just doesn't want to be there. I find myself not wanting to go class and when I do I can't concentrate because he's simply a raging douchebag. I'm pretty sure most of the class feels the same way as well.

#1145 Everywhere I go, everyone tells me how much they love my beautiful engagement ring. I love my fiancé so much, but I wish I could trade in my ring for some attention. I don't even know the last time he sat down and asked me how my day was. Or asked me how he could help out when I've got a million things on my plate. Or asked me what was wrong when I was crying. It makes me so sad when girls tell me how jealous they are of my fiancé and my ring...if only they knew how empty I felt. I wonder if they'd still be jealous.

#1144 I have the hardest time not looking at the white girls with big booties no campus. I'm going to miss yoga pants season.