#1159 When my roommate is gone I watch Disney channel. As soon as he's about to open the door to come in, I switch to ESPN.

#1158 What do all you other girls think about this new sorority coming to campus!! I'm confessing that I'm way too excited, who else is ready to start something new!?

#1157 I hate my roommate with every part of my soul, so I use her razor to shave my butt hair.

#1156 In reply to #1153, who asked for a better story:
A couple of summers ago, I went to a brewer game with some of my friends. After the game, we came back to our hotel, and went down to the lobby bar and starting talking to a guy in his 40’s, who seemed awesome and fit in with my group of friends great. He kept joking all night about sexual stuff, and told me he would pay me $200 to fuck his wife. Jokingly, I replied that I would only do it for 5 grand. After this, he kept trying to buy drinks for me and his wife, but no one else. Around bar close, we all went back to our rooms, and woke up at about 3 am to loud music in the lobby. I walk outside to see what was going on, and I see my buddy from the bar standing outside in his boxers and motioning for me to come down by him. I go down (drunk decision) and he brings me into his room, and tells me I have to be quiet so I don’t wake up his kids. I make it to the bedroom part of his suite, and see one kid sleeping on the floor, and his wife passed out naked on the bed. The guy must have seen the look of shock on my face, and tells me if im shy, he will warm her up for me..and proceeds to finger and eat out his wife in front of me and his sleeping kid. I start backing up toward the door, and he sees me, jumps up, and stands between me and the door and tells me im not leaving until I fuck his wife. I think the guy will kill me if I don’t, but its basically rape if I do. Plus there’s a kid on the ground. I start making up excuses, and the guy tells me he can “do his business in the bathroom” while im fucking her if that makes me feel better. After about 15 minutes, I somehow talk the guy out of jerking off to me fucking his wife, and sprint out of the room.

#1155 What is the deal with zombies, vampires, and werewolves?? It's so annoying, I see it everywhere and I just don't get it. These creatures are gross, scary, and not romantic whatsoever, who cam up with this shit?! Bring back the real romance! Bring back the guys with chivalry and passion! Bring back REAL men in general, none of this fantasy crap

#1154 My boyfriend and I are on a break and he says he loves me and cares a lot about me but he doesn't know if he wants to be with me or not. I don't know what to do because I didn't want to be on a break in the first place. If he is going to make me wait on getting back together should I just end it or wait until he knows what he wants to do.

#1153 I might be the only one who has actually fought a bear on campus. I'm from far northern Wisconsin some 300+ miles from Winona. I was snowmobiling into town when I had a bear run onto the trail out of no where. We just had a 12 inch lake effect snowfall and there was easily 30 inches of snow in our usual snow-haven township. I was about 2 miles from town and going probably close to 50 mph. on my SRX 700 when it came across the trail. I slid sideways, almost, to halt in front of the giant black bear, and it stood up. I was about 5 feet from this monster and it howled at me and began to barge towards me. I reacted the only way I could; I hit it in the eye and reved my throttle in an attempt to scare it with my high octane engine. It began to run away. I continued on with the gas lever and followed it. I probably followed it for maybe a mile before it ran off the trail. After it ran off, I soon realized why. A pack of wolves had run right in front of me. Yet another set of animals. They instantly ran away from my engine and into the woods. Now, tell me someone has a better story than at at WSU.

#1152 I have this "talent" as most people call it. I pretty much squirt everytime I am having sex. It doesnt take much. I personally think its disgusting. But for some reason all the guys I have been with find it super hot. There have been times I have done it 5 times in less than 10 minutes. I just dont understand why guys find it so hot... I basically feel like I am pissing myself. I get so turned off that I dont even want to have sex with anyone. The only time I enjoy it is when I am drunk. Can someone please just explain to me what is so hot about squirting??