#1167 My boyfriend and I thought it would be fun to have sex at different places around campus, so before spring break we had sex in the basement of my dorm buidling. Unfortunately right before we were about to start, the janitor came in to clean, but by that time we couldn't wait any longer. We pretended to be asleep and cuddling on the couch while he cleaned, but we were actually having sex the whole time.

#1166 I wish more girls on campus focused on being good at giving head. Every guy appreciates a good head Dr. and it is nothing for a girl to be ashamed of.

#1165 Do you think it would be considered a sin to cropdust in church?

#1164 My roommates and i have a drunken pre game of texting the delivery men who bring our toppers/erbs/EVEN Hunan when were feeling crazy.

Always regret it in the morning though. God damn.

#1163 So tonight, I got really drunk and liked this page. Beat that.

#1162 My drunk alter ego is one kinky lady. I apparently told the guy I was hooking up with that he could be my Christan Grey. Definitely by far the best sex I've ever had! Make good choices on Spring Break!!

#1161 I took a really big shit at work that smelled horrible. I blamed it on a coworker...

#1160 My roommate blocked me last night. I came in his shampoo this morning.
I think we're even now.