#1295 My roommate, the girl across the hall, and I had a really hot threesome. And we've never been closer.

#1297 To the guy I was crazy enough to tell I didn't like you,
I do. I'm sorry, I got scared, and I ran. But I do like you, a lot. I don't want to just be friends. I want to be more. I want to spend more time watching movies and laughing with you. I want you to tease me again while giving me your goofy half grin.
The girl who was stupid enough to let you go.

#1294 I sit through tedious classes and boring job, just so I can get home and play with myself. (I'm a female)

#1293 One of my goals in life is to get a black person to say "my nigga" to me.

#1292 If I can't sleep at night, I daydream that I'm a homeless person. It helps me focus on the fact that I'm warm and comfortable. But it also makes me feel like a dick for even thinking something like that.

#1291 I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy... :')

#1290 There is a guy i think is really cute. He looks like Ellen Degeneras. Does this hint i am a lesbian?

#1287 Why do i feel like I'm the only girl in Winona with fake boobs?