#1300 I wonder if professors ever look themselves up at 'rate my professor'

#1304 I have gotten so many dirty looks for simply taking a shit in the bathroom. I'm sorry that my bowels had to be released before the kraken appeared and unleashed that fiery pits of hell into my pants. Just because you don't shit in public restrooms does not make you better than me or anyone else who also enjoys a mid-class or between-class poop. Fucking non-public shitting pricks.

#1306 To whoever was controlling the music in the weightroom tonight (Monday) THANK YOU for finally playing something good. Black Sabbath, ACDC, and Metallica any day over that "pop" shit that's normally on

#1303 I just got out of a relationship and it is time to change my ways and start fucking like crazy :) I have only fucked 1 girl and that needs to change

#1302 I wish the College ministries in town weren't so clingy.

#1299 I sit through tedious classes and boring job, just so I can get home and blaze and do it all over again.

#1298 Why are some girls not okay with being just friends.. It's like date me or don't talk to me you, your choice.

#1296 I went fishing with a member of the bass fishing team last fall and he brought up that he has never been sucked off on the water. I was a little shocked by his request but decided to go with it. I couldn't help but think how hot it was to give a blow job in sight of many boats on the Mississippi. We proceeded to 69 and we orgasmed our sperm in each others mouths simultaneously.It's not gay just harmless fun.