#1328 One of my goals here at Winona is to get a cupid shot. I literally read them just so I can see if I get one!

#1327 I was taking a shit in the 3rd floor Somsen bathroom. I realized it was 10am and Lollapalooza tix were going on sale so I pulled up my laptop and ordered them on the john

#1326 I participated in an orgy with the football team. It was one of the hottest things I've ever experienced. I had sex with 3 football players in 10 minutes. Never had a better time in my life.....oops ;)

#1325 I have a favorite bathroom to poop in on campus. SLC 3rd floor is where it's at. Perfect environment for my standards. Anyone else???

#1324 It really pisses me off when my friends copy my notes and imitate my study habits. I know I should be willing to share my ideas with them but, it sucks when I put forth so much effort and they just steal that from me. Especially since they get even better grades than I do when I take notes and they sit on facebook.

#1323 When the gf doesn't put out anymore. It's time to move on to just friends with benefits for the rest of your life.

#1321 I post anonymous dick pics on tumblr and I've become famous on tumblr because of it.

#1320 Some girls on campus make my heart melt. They're so beautiful, I feel like I fall in love with them when I see them. So in my head I'm dating about 6 girls and I haven't met any of them