#1345 Whenever I get done taking a shit. I stand up wipe and look at my accomplishment. 9/10. Will poop again.

#1336 I go on my female friends tinders and offer up sex to as many black guys as I can match them with, snow bunny season is open!

#1335 So I'm pretty sure I might be the only person from North Dakota? Honestly I just came here to see what trees look like... #indians&cowboys #ohmy!

#1334 I've been sitting in the smaug for three days now avoiding my roommates I wish they weren't so rude and mean..no just wanna take a peaceful nap....

#1333 I shit my pants on campus today and I live 4 blocks away from campus. That is worse than the walk of shame any woman has to do.

#1332 So I was at the Wellness Center the other day, just running around the track but I accidentally crop dusted just about everyone I ran past for a whole mile.

#1330 The men's basketball team is the most respectable team at WSU. They work so hard on and off the court. I continue to watch players practice vigorously even right after their season ended. Say what you will about the rest of the sports here. They're the most successful and I never hear anything negative about them.

#1329 I wake up everyday and say to myself, "Today is the day I have sex." One of these days I'll be right.