We also had a mob of students flip a car but in the middle of our campus calm down over there west chester

Told my Econ teacher during lecture that a gram of coke sold for between 50-60 depending on quality. This teacher was mad cool though and lived in the building behind me at west run apartments. Still kinda funny just retarded on my part. Cocaine is a hell ova drug

Blacked out at the bar, Woke up in the middle of the woods. #WVU

my sex tape with my ex leaked on xvideos. half of the campus saw me getting railed. atleast I look sexy #noshame

Got arrested for breaking into an ambulance outside of the SCVFD Brew Fest and attempted to steal 19 catheters

I don't like my major, I've lost touch with everyone I used to call my friend, I hate this university and this fucking town, my family and I have never gotten along (we've never been further apart), I literally have the "same shit different day" lifestyle where there is no excitement in my life, and I just don't care anymore.

sometimes i miss the wild slutty freshman girl i used to be. but everybody has to grow up one day, right?

one time I got so drunk and I didn't know how to get home so I went with this random guy on the street, stayed at his place that night, fucked him senseless, then stole a gallon sized Ziploc bag full of weed the next morning while he was still asleep.