I purposely get my laundry late in hopes that some freshman is moving it so I can bust in and say, "unhand my underwear you perverted thief!!"

All you fat chicks wonder why you're flubby, but I watch you every day walk away from the dessert table with at lease 3 things

Parking pass $200
Gym pass $80
Not being able to find a spot at 8 pm on a Tuesday night
Priceless.

Friend and I had our Jimmy Johns delivered to our night class. It wasnt freaky fast.

I like to do nice things for people out of the blue, but I also like to be recognized for it. Today I paid for someone's parking ticket in the Centennial lot and filled up their meter and I'm happy that is probably helped someone's day, but there's a part of me not-so-deep down that wishes I would have put my name on the note. #selfish

Three chill and outgoing girls looking for a fourth roommate to move into an apartment or house with us. Like or comment and we can meet up to see if we all click!

Sara C, you are breathtaking and so hardworking. Maybe before the semester is out i may finally get to know you better...

I think your name was Maddi or something? But you're on TS 4th floor, overflow. I would love to get to know you better!