Annie that works at the Caf is so beautiful! I would love to get to know her

My ex and I split because long distance was hard for her, among other reasons. She immediately entered into another relationship, which is now long distance. So, yeah. I have that going for me.

I call my parents every day and I have no shame.

Dear boys at 7 o'clock intramural softball,
I enjoyed playing with you handsome men. Keep it up. (:

To the super-nice super-buff guy who works out in Crest and always has a curly pony tail...I nick-named you Hercules and all my friends whisper it when you walk by.

Dear "pants girl" from volleyball, I changed my mind, I actually want to know your real name. -Jake

To the girl riding the red piece of shit moped at 4:45 today outside Hibbard, you should know you almost took off my car door! People on mopeds are supposed to obey traffic laws and not drive in between a car and the sidewalk and not stop at a stop sign. Fucking idiot!

I feel my biggest cock block is that I still live in the dorms...