Saturday, 14 September 2013 01:09 AM
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I've masturbated in my car in the Towers lot when I got back late because I knew my roommate was in the room. She wouldn't have been very happy if I came back and did it. Do whatcha gotta do.
Saturday, 14 September 2013 12:57 AM
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I like to eat poop
Saturday, 14 September 2013 12:51 AM
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*our kids in the future* mommy howd you and daddy meet ??
*us* he was the "nice guy" on my college confessions page.
... that wouldn't be weird or anything
Saturday, 14 September 2013 12:18 AM
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Any ladies out there wanna have a Pokémon battle? Or anyone for that matter? Let's start a tournament! Also if you don't like Pokémon, I think your life may be incomplete.
Saturday, 14 September 2013 12:17 AM
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"When I go to the caf I always get 3 plates of food and 2 cups of drinks and set on the table so it doesn't look like I'm there alone.
Saturday, 14 September 2013 12:15 AM
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I don't care what anyone else thinks, I'm a sucker for guys with long hair
Saturday, 14 September 2013 12:13 AM
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Casey H is adorable
Saturday, 14 September 2013 12:02 AM
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I'm a sex addict. But I can't find a girl that can go for as long as I can. I need help. With the second part! Like this and I'll find you. Where you at?