Roommate is gone for the weekend, time to get naked and watch Breaking Bad.

To the drunk man I met last night past out a picnic bench. I'm happy I was able to bring you back into your dorm and got you past out in your bed. I hope more people do things like what I've done last night more often in the future! :D.

I just want to find a guy who can put up with my nerdiness, play video games with me, and go eat with me at random times of the day. Also we could just cuddle and watch movies.

im drunk and eating pizza. shit there foes my diet

Met this cute guy from towers north tonight (this morning) while walking home. Wish I could talk to him again...

So I tried to open the door on second floor or shnieder on Friday at like 1:45... Turns out the door was locked and I ran straight into it.. sorry to all the people behind me but why the fuck was the door locked at that time anyways?!!

My roommate and I were super freaked out when we heard someone trying to get into our place tonight. They tried the front door and the side door, and we heard them trying the place below us too. I finally went outside to check what was going on, only to find my freshman year crush drunkenly trying to get into the place. After asking if you were alright and you telling me your name, hometown, and that you're a huge Packer's fan, all I have to say is, Connor Carpenter, you still look damn fine.

LITERALLY, all I would like is a guy to come and cuddle with me while I'm bumming in a big comfy sweater. You can choose the movie or whatever, or even if you just wanna talk. I just would like someone to be close to. Is that too much to ask for?