I really wish I had one room mate instead of three.

I am a girl and all I want is a cuddle buddy. no time for a boyfriend, I don't even want one. Just a guy that I can occasionally "cuddle" with.

I banged my RA last night.

I'm addicted to putting it in girl's asses, any other chili ring lovers out there?

I can't say no to rachets

To all of the nice guys out there blunt shit right here: This guy friend of mine is so nice and sweet. Too sweet. You know what happens when you eat too much sugar? You get a cavity. I'm more and more repulsed by this guy the more he compliments me. Three compliments in a row? Being super duper concerned over every little thing? Yea. That's not being a nice guy. That's being annoying as all hell. No, I don't go after the "bad boys", and no I do like being complimented and treated well. But there is a line, and you can definitely cross it. If you make yourself too available and are too nice that actually is unattractive. It gives off the perception of being clingy and neediness. Say whatever you want about me through your bitter teeth, but that is the God honest truth so accept it.

so does the caf put laxatives in their food ? 'cause damn

Is it impossible for a guy to just be friends with a girl, nothing more? Why do they always feel like girls are flirting when we are just being nice..