Biology 196 should be renamed.. Liberal Environmentalism 101...

Dear roommate,
I really don't mind you, but is it really necessary for you to boss me around sometimes? It is ridiculous. I understand that you got accepted into the teaching program last year, but... I am not a kid. I am not one of the people you will be teaching. So... I guess what I am saying is... stop acting like I am. I am an adult with a life. As of right now, you are slowly losing my respect.

I'm a 22 y/o man and I still sleep with my childhood teddy bear 'cause this campus is super lonely...I'm weird, I know...

I feel no joy greater than being the first person to open a jar of peanut butter, tear off that weird metal seal and stick my knife in it and make a sandwich from the new jar.

I reported my roommate for smoking weed. I mean, I smoke too, but I just hated living with her, she was irritating.

2 years ago I had a one night stand with my best friend. He dropped out because of it. I never said sorry and I often wonder if I would have been happier with him instead of my fiancee (now husband).

I saw someone post on here about playing "LOL". I thought to myself, ohh LOL that sounds like it would be a fun game considering it stands for Laugh Out Loud. However, I never heard of it so I went to google and typed in "LOL game" to see how to play. Come to find out it stands for "League of Legends" and that's not the fun game I was expecting to find -_- ..typical blonde moment.

I honestly can't handle my sometimes gothic, bi-polar roommate anymore! She hates light, never leaves the room, doesn't shower, doesn't use deodorant, leaves her underwear with bloody pads in the middle of the floor, eats everything in sight, and yesterday she just randomly told me that she hates me and wants me dead.... not exactly what I want to hear from someone I have to share a room with when I sleep. So, anyone else looking for a new roommate next semester?