I don't care what my Political Science professor tries to tell me, Margaret Thatcher was a great person.

So I need to meet people. I'm a girl. Hit me up if ur interested! 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx. :-)
[Admin]*rolls up news paper hits submitter on nose* Bad, NO! You do not put phone numbers on the internet.

I skipped my last class because it is raining.

The one boy I actually like here doesn't believe in sex before marriage. I know banging isn't the most important thing in a relationship, but I need a hot beef injection every once in a while.

Dear girl in the cafe right now (9/20 12:30pm),

Stop fucking screaming!! If I wanted to be in your conversation, I would have sat by you!!

I'm in love with a nice shower beer.

The majority of Towers Hall second floor is filled with a bunch of easy, blonde freshmen...so much for substance free bitches!

To the cute blonde lifting Thursday in McPhee with the pink and blue shorts, you were cleaning close to my bench station we made eye contact a couple times but I didn't want to creep you out. I wish I would've got your name. I would marry you right now if you were willing haha.