Some random guy came up and kissed me at taco johns last night..I kissed him back lol no fucks given! Lol

I'm not usually one to brag but this is anonymous so what the hell! I have a huge dick.. magnum xl's are too small. So that kinda sucks for safe sex.. But one plus is to kick back and watch a girl try to do her best to blow me, with two hands, and she still struggles.. Lol. Sometimes I think it'd be cool to have a smaller dick so I can actually enjoy a blowjob. Happy struggles. :)

To the guy making all the freshman girls do keg stands last night. You are my hero!! Party on man!

I wish more people here could just be real with each other. I feel like so many people I meet are really nervous about what everyone is going to think of them so we all just end up waiting around for someone else to make the first move. We're all awesome, so why don't we just put it all out there?

I really wish our friendship hadn't ended the way that it did. And I hope that someday we can be friends again...you've been on my mind a lot lately and I miss you.

I was driving down Brackett one day and saw a car cut over into the curb lane and almost hit a biker just so they could try and speed around me. So I sped up and cut the car off so they couldn't. I really hope they noticed that I did that on purpose.

I just bought 21 grams of weed for $57. Eau Claire dealers: you are all fired, bitches.

I can't feel my teeth lollllllllll