What the fuck does homecoming even entail here?

My roommate is super disrespectful of her parents and it makes me uncomfortable. They're paying for her school and she treats them like they're the worst people in the world.

I'm always hungry

There's this guy in my section for marching band who has really great hair, and every time I see him I feel the urge to touch it, but I don't know him that well and don't want to weird him out.

Dear everyone who drinks,

Sorry to disappoint you, but you're not even a little bit funny when you're drunk. You're loud, obnoxious, and act like a moron. The fact that you require alcohol to have any kind of "fun" is upsetting because you're awesome when you're sober.

Sincerely bummed.

P.S. I'm 22, so I write this, not because I can't drink, but because I hate alcohol.

I'm eighteen and I don't know how to do my own laundry or put gas on my car... this makes me feel like I suck at life...

I hurt myself trying to walk like Rihanna... But it could've been worse. I could've been twerking.

My best friend comments on a post almost every day on here... she doesn't even go here. She lives in Boston guys. Just saying.

No one has noticed yet.