I am falling head over heals for one of my closest guy friends back home and I have no idea what to do about it because staring a long distance relationship is probably not a smart thing to do right now...

To the British bloke in Putnam, I shagged your mum and took a shit in your tea.

I like standing in front of the mirror naked after a shower and doing the windmill.

So there I was in my room, all by myself, when I heard a banging sound coming from outside my door. It was loud as hell and was annoying, so I immediately ran to the door to tell whoever the fuck was making that noise to shut the fuck up. I opened the door and what do I see? Mother fucking Will Smith fucking Bill Cosby, just after I opened the door they both shot their eyes to me. They both mouthed "Nobody will ever believe you." and hopped out of the 5th floor window of the dorm. Moral of the story: Zip Zop Zoobity Bop

The first time I saw a black person was Michael Jordan in Space Jam... when I was 9 years old.

Girls that don't have to try to look good (layer on makeup, dress too nicely) for 8am's are the truly beautiful ones. Keep it up. ;)

I am always in my room doing homework while everyone else is out and about. Im proud that I am a hard worker and that I care about school, but sometimes it gets lonely. I like to have fun too. Legally.

I don't believe in soul mates. I believe that people can fall deeply in love, yes. And I fully believe in love but I also believe that when you and the person you love have split for whatever reason there will always be someone else out there that you can love again. You will most likely love them for different reasons but there are many people in this world and I think that if there were soul mates and only one person on this planet that is meant for you, you wouldn't find them as your high school sweetheart. You have the capabilities of loving many people on this huge planet (one at a time of course) so --inspirational time-- never give up! Don't go searching for that soul mate. No one is perfect, everyone has flaws. You just have to find the person who has so much to love that you overlook and accept those flaws.