Miley Cyrus can wreck my balls anytime

Just found out Mary W is single. Time to be the perfect rebound, show her how a real man treats a woman.

I started smoking again. It had been a year. I feel somewhat ashamed but also terrified that my friends and coworkers will be disappointed in me. I just really like cigarettes. I don't know how long I can hide it from them.

I don't want to like you but I can't choose. I don't want to make you feel like a rebound just because I recently broke up. It's not a nice feeling and I still miss my ex. I want to move on. Please give me time and I will be back up on my feet. Although I have to admit, you are really sexy and beautiful at the same time in my eyes.

I love wearing and keeping guys shirts. They are just so comfy and make me feel tiny, sexy and like someone cares even though i am single.

Things to do instead of bitching about your roommates on Facebook: Get a job and join an organization or two. Like they all already have.

The girls me and my freind were driving next to headed to McPhee this evening looked like you were having a good time lol

S/O to the chick behind towers right now with the super annoying laugh