Friday, 27 September 2013 12:39 PM
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My mother still spells my best friends name wrong after 9 years, and my best friend has no idea....
Friday, 27 September 2013 12:34 PM
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My ride back to where I live was a complete bitch. Make sure you get to know who's taking you home a little bit..
Friday, 27 September 2013 12:31 PM
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Avoid the US bank on campus! I overdrafted by a few dollars and now I have to pay a $75 fee a week later. The overdraft rate it to damn high.
Friday, 27 September 2013 11:44 AM
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I smoked weed for the first time last night and I didn't feel a thing. I'm disappointed...
Friday, 27 September 2013 11:20 AM
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This morning I definitely fingered myself while reading my Econ textbook. I need to get laid.
Friday, 27 September 2013 10:50 AM
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Hey, is anyone heading back to lacrosse this afternoon that has room in their vehicle? Everyone on zimride is already full. I don't need a ride back, just a ride there. And I'll help pay for gas! Comment or like this and I'll message you.
Friday, 27 September 2013 10:32 AM
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Jack P is really cute but I'm too nervous to talk to him. *sigh*
Friday, 27 September 2013 10:06 AM
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I never considered it before, but seeing those construction workers really makes me want to give or receive a rimjob. I would so love to lick their booty pooty off of their hot stink hole.