Friday, 27 September 2013 01:56 PM
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I do most of my labs wasted. It is definitely not coffee in my thermos!
Friday, 27 September 2013 01:54 PM
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I have a weakness for the super smart, geekiest looking guys.
Friday, 27 September 2013 01:53 PM
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To the guy who broke his flip-flop and was walking barefoot: I'm sorry about your shoes, but your sad face is too cute. Keep on being adorable.
Friday, 27 September 2013 01:52 PM
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I am sleeping with my former room mates's ex-boyfriend in exchange for drugs.
Friday, 27 September 2013 01:50 PM
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I will tell you though. After our unit on porn, the title "Leave It To Beaver" will mean something totally different!
Friday, 27 September 2013 01:28 PM
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I swear I saw Howard Walowitz on campus yesterday! I sat at the table next to him and i could have swore it was him!
Friday, 27 September 2013 12:51 PM
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Having a late birthday finally payed off, getting to turn 18 in college was the shit!
Friday, 27 September 2013 12:41 PM
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People who do drugs are worthless. Its that damn simple