I judge women by whether or not they have a completely flat stomach. #alphamale

I am bored with nothing to do right now.

You were the best thing that has happened to me yet; however, you decided to leave without explaining why. I have grown so much because of you. If only you would realize this. I miss you. If only I knew what I did wrong, I could better myself. Life sucks, folks.

I just started watching The L Word on Netflix. I'm about 90% through the first season and I've gotta say that I love the depth of the characters, but god do they piss me the fuck off..haha

to all of the people looking for a cuddle buddy/sex/(insert needy request here). You should join an online dating site and stop filling my newsfeed

I just want to cuddle with another guy. Is that too much to ask for?

Anybody notice exactly how many fruitbowls are popping up recently? I mean, I have nothing against you if you wanna fruit up and date someone with the same tools that you have, but seriously look at how many gay comments there are here on the confessions page alone and realize we're not dealing with the alleged 2% demographic "studies" show. Media is making gay the cool new thing, and people are falling hook line and sinker... It's sad.

If I hear so much as a single bass thump coming from an apartment near me during homecoming after midnight, I will be calling the police. All you underaged wastoids who go out and party while pretending to have "school spirit" deserve a good ol' underager.