with all of this "love your body" stuff going around, I have to say that I agree. I think everyone should find self love and body love. But I refuse to because I'm ugly. And maybe if I'm thinner I'll be pretty. I won't be happy until then. And that's just that.

The Miranda 5 Clan is officially a thing!

Things that are important:
1) Loving your body no matter what society tells you about it. If you want to lose weight or put on muscle, all the power to you. But if you don't love your body already, changing it is not going to make you feel better. Why do you think eating disorders are so damn common?
2) Loving other people's bodies the way they are. Let them be themselves. Let a woman take up as much space as she wants. Let her own her body because guess what, douchebag? You don't own it. You own your body and that is it. So get off your high horse and accept others.
3) Not being an asshole. Try it sometime.

There was a girl I saw in my astronomy class the first week of school. She was one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen in my entire life. For a while she was all I could seem to think about. I contemplated talking to her every class but I always chickened out until about a two weeks ago. We started talking in class, and then we sat next to each other and things were going great. I then asked her if she wanted to hang out after class sometime to watch a movie or something. She was excited and she said yes! I was so happy and my heart was pounding and I was so excited to hang out with her so we decided that we would hang out this last weekend. When I woke up on Saturday all I could think about was her, and I was so excited to hang out with her. I went over to her room around 2 and knocked on her door, she opened the door and was wearing yoga pants and a sweatshirt, and was ready for a pretty relaxed day. We then hung out for a while and watched a movie, and I had a great time. It was all going extremely well until she had taken off her sweatshirt. As she started to take off her sweatshirt I saw a purple shirt, and I wasn’t alarmed until I had realized that she was wearing a Vikings jersey. Upon seeing this all of my previous thoughts of this girl had changed. This was no woman that I had once thought she was. She was a Minnesota Vikings fan. To make it even worse it was a Favre Vikings jersey she had been wearing. I may have choked up a little bit not knowing what to do until I realized I must leave. At that moment I left with no explanation, and haven’t said anything to her since. All I have left to say is, GO PACK GO

To the two girls in my Psych class who are always judgmental bitches who scrutinize my every fucking breath.... You can stop looking me up and down when I walk in because last time I checked, I didn't think I needed a fashion consultation from two girls who are obviously twice my weight, and twice as insecure. AND GOD FORBID I ASK A QUESTION. They have to whisper and comment... "We'll talk about her later" So yes, news update you open mouthed-gum chewing cunts, you can stop twirling your hair and whispering because mouths were put on our faces to do more than suck dicks and talk shit. Yeah, so you can fuck off and to the left, please and thanksssss.

Average people are disgusting. I can hear your average breathing from a 100 feet away. Don't you think you should become more unique? Is it really that hard to not eat like an average person every day?

So my girlfriend and I just got back together and she's coming here from the Twin Cities, and she thinks we are going to have lots of sex.....but I think I might be gay... ;) #GuysHitMeUp

Everyone needs to calm down about this weight talk. We are all beautiful inside and out. So fuck the people who think otherwise, when people talk shit behind your back, there's a reason they're behind you. ELE.