I just want somebody to love me

I'm sick of the Statesmen winning homecoming every year! I don't care what if they like my shoes or not, I'm not voting for them! Is anyone else with me?

I don't like pies and I don't like bacon....In fact i really dislike them

One of our housemates smells like a sweaty ass hole and he is such a queef. What the hell should we do to this kid?? He refuses to shower.. I just want to shove him in a hole and shit on his face because that is how bad he smells.

I would never date a guy who bitches about how he wants a girlfriend. I don't like desperate.

I would just like to give a shout out to my amazing boyfriend. I used to think I would never find "the one" that every one else seemed to be finding. You came into my life so unexpectedly and I thank God everyday that you did. You make me feel like I'm the most important person in your life and I fall more and more for you everyday. You have made my life so much brighter and worthwhile. I can't imagine my life with anyone else, and its amazing to have someone who feels that same way toward me. So for those of you out there that don't think you will ever find that special someone, believe me you will. Take it from someone who has had her share of assholes and bad relationships. One day an amazing person will walk into your life at a moment when you never expected. So keep your eyes and heart open, you never know when you will meet that one. But when you do, believe me you will know!

I don't know who you where but you said "have a good day" to me this afternoon in front of the Crest Wellness Center. You were super cute and I kinda wanna get to know you now. Like this and I'll add you.

I hate it when people can't take ten seconds out of their time and clean the f***ing lint traps in the laundry rooms. While doing laundry I had to clean out all of the driers I used and you could tell that they hadn't been cleaned out for a couple of loads with how much lint was caked in there. Come on people!