Tits is like the best adjective out there. I do not know anyone who does not like this adjective.

I don't understand why everyone is hating on homecoming week. All the signs and the chalk give me a good laugh and seeing everyone so excited and handing out candy and doing ridiculous things really brightens my day. I actually look forward to the walk to class this week.

Sometimes I think it's awesome when a girl makes the first move, to be bold and tell a guy "hey, I like your face, let me makeout with it" or "you're one cool cat." But I've recently been placed in that situation, and I just don't have the confidence to be so bold. I like this boy very much and the more time I spend with him, the more I realize just how true my feelings are. I want to make the first move, but it's scary to think I could lose his friendship. Now I get why people are sometimes so afraid.

i feel like the resident cougar living on campus as a 5th year...i've heard a few underclassman boys hoping i'm on the prowl and wanting to hear me roar as katy perry would say.

I turned Homecoming week in to a game. See how many people you can avoid and not make eye contact with.

I hate the people handing out "free compliments"... If I am walking to Hibbard on the river side and your across the street and yell "you have nice glasses" I know you just picked the one thing you could obviously see about me and squeeze in a compliment for a vote. It doesn't come off sincere and I don't want compliments that aren't truthful. Any other week of the year, when people aren't trying to win my vote, I'd love to receive an honest and sincere compliment from one of those guys. Has yet to ever happen....

I think Homecoming royalties should be decided with an Epic Rap Battle of History.

If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend visiting in the dorms, besides going to fast food places or restaurants, how exactly do I feed them?