Sometimes, when I get a salad at the caf, I put cauliflower on it. I don't like cauliflower...

to the sexy mcmuffinstud in sweats that was walking away from hibbard around 2. you smiled and nodded at me. it made my day. keep that shit up:p also, i'd really like to know you

Jason L is a total stud. I would tap that any day!

I just wish I had a girl who would suck me off while i play videogames.

I like you a lot, but I don't know how to ask you out. I only see you on the weekends when we are drinking...

Every guy I have ever liked has either completely ignored me or has pretended to like me just to get into my pants!!! what is wrong with me why am I so undesirable? I just want someone to be real with me and like me for who I am and not be embarrassed to be around me!!!! is that so much to ask?

Confession: I am upset by the cupcakes. I would rather you be proactive and give me a condom so I don’t end up in a position where abortion would be an option. And to add to it why are all the cupcakes pink or blue? Not all babies are going to grow up to be boys or girls. Also why are all of the cupcakes white? What about multiculturalism? Tell me I am not the only one upset about this?
Sincerely,
A concerned confessioner

Everyone who thinks being in shape is about being thin, needs to get over themselves. Here's how you actually get in shape:
1. Physical Exercise
2. Mental Exercise
3. Eating Healthy
I can run a mile in under six min and my brother can lift more than almost every guy in the gym. He's a bear, big and buff. I'm a otter, thin and agile. That's how it works, get over it.