I've been secretly poking holes in my roommates condoms.

My girlfriend wants to break up with me, all I did was try to feed her my shit.
[Admin]Dude....

Finally decided to bleach my asshole, anybody got a funnel I can barrow?

I am so scared that my boyfriend is going to break up with me... I've texted him but he hasn't responded in over a week. Normally I would feel fine, but my friend just went through this. Her boyfriend ignored her for over a month then broke up with her. I don't know, I know there's nothing I can do about it. And more than anything I want him to be happy, so if leaving me would do that, then I can deal with it. But he means so much to me, so much more than anything, He is the only who knows everything about me, we're best friends. As of right now I cannot picture my life without him, but I know it won't kill me. But it would be my worst nightmare coming true if I get a text with him breaking up with me. I just don't know how to deal with this.. I love him so much.

I can't be the only one who doesn't like the mascot re-design, right? That thing looks like a rejected Muppet.

My roommate is seriously in need of cleaning abilities . . .
She can't even close the bag of food and if she rips it open or makes a mess leaves it. . .
Argh!!!

Just walked by somebody who muttered "is he in middle school?" to his friends. Fucking asshole. No, I am not.

so i confess that even though both my ex and i have moved on..i still fantasize about him all the time..and think about all the crazy sex we had. it was the best. sex. ever. even he's admitted to it being the best.