Wednesday, 16 October 2013 08:12 AM
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I just want to hook up with a girl. Once, to try it. What's so wrong with that?
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 07:42 AM
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Pro tip: If you're going to grow a pedostache, don't date a classmate that looks twelve.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 02:02 AM
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My night consisted of listening to Taylor Swift and playing Pokémon X. I'm living a pretty good life if you ask me. ;)
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 01:15 AM
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I am going to erase you from my mind, every last memory, every last moment, it will be like nothing ever happened.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 01:12 AM
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brown people are my favorite kind of people.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:59 AM
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Special thanks goes to the girl on 9th floor South who said to me, "You are so beautiful. Oh gosh!" I see you every day and I think you are the nicest girl I have seen on campus. Please can we be friends?
#NoHomo
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:59 AM
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The relationship between my boyfriend and his roommate is starting to worry me. They literally flirt with each other. In front of me.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:47 AM
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Do you ever think "right person, wrong time?" This guy friend of mine is super sweet. Complete gentlemen. Funny. He is definitely becoming something I wish I would have liked back when he asked me out almost two years ago... I don't know why I didn't. I dated an asshole instead. All I know is, I think I'm beginning to crush on him hard- and I am not sure if he still feels the same way. It sounds cheesy, but he's just so cute in every way now, and I wish I knew how to go about telling him all of this...