I think it's disgusting that in order to get financial assistance to pay for a sexual assault kit and exam, you have to press charges.

There was this girl who had my same walking pace, so we ended up walking by each other across the bridge to the library, confession- you were really cute I should have tried to talk to you, you even held the door for me, I fail as a guy lol

I can't wait to graduate in December; I've had quite enough of this place. I need to be somewhere that I don't have to bend over backwards (metaphorically speaking) to accommodate to the local culture. I tried my best to adapt, and I failed. I tried my best to find some cool people who shared common interests with me, and aside from a select few, I found the complete opposite. I can't wait to go to a city that has some more cultural diversity...and some good concerts on a regular basis.

Dahl in my German class, I don't know your first name but you're gorgeous.

To the girl walking up the stairs in Hibbard around 10am with the kind of tie-dye top and long gray skirt, I just wanted to let you know you looked very beautiful. I hope you weren't running late for class!

Thank you Dr. L for teaching us what was on the midterm exam... After we took it.

Why do you have 8 ams if you know you're not gonna get up for them? Seriously, just turn your damn alarm off then instead of waking me up every 5 minutes!! You're in college and I am NOT your mother.

Seriously, if you're gonna pee in the shower, make sure you're either the only person in there, or that you are in the end stall with the drain. Smelling your urine as it passes through my stall is extremely disgusting....