When you decide that you don't want me, don't be upset when I get a get a hot new girl that isn't you. When you snooze, you lose girl.

I'm a lowlife and I'm lovin' it. I've got the whole damn world in the palm of my hand. I'm a low life, so fucking deal with it.
No, you can't change something that you don't understand.

I use my roommates tissues when she's not here instead of mine. They're the same, but this way I don't have to buy them as frequently.

It's really quiet in this full women's bathroom. Pretty sure everyone needs to poop but no one wants to make the first move. Decisions.

I wish to have a Chinese boyfriend. .

Dear trombone player with the red converse, take me to Duluth with you and do naughty things...

Ps- have a good recital

My girlfriend is so shitty to me. I've done a few wrong things to her ( never cheated) and she finds the smallest shit to bitch about , calls me a hoe and a slut and how she's finally leaving so she will "finally" have a good birthday. She tells me i have no value and that o have to get validation from the internet. So here I am ppl, give me some validation (I'm a girl)

Thanks to obamacare, I no longer have to decide between food or birth control any more.