I haven't gotten a pedicure in a really long time so I decided to use my cheese grader to knock off a little dead skin on my feet... and then my roommate used it this morning (I didn't get a chance to wash it) oops...

I love, love, love the smell of my own period blood. And seeing all the goopy bits that come out during that time of the month.

I send myself letters so it looks like I have friends

Looking for something to do in Eau Claire? Come out to Carson Park on November 23rd for Stuff the Sleigh 5K! It's great way to support some great causes (Salvation Army, Toys for Tots, Eau Claire Area Humane Association, Feed My People Food Bank) while having a lot of fun!
https://www.facebook.com/events/179910575513474/?ref=22

I have a strange attraction to the people who prepare my Erbs and Gerbs sandwhiches. It gets me excited when pull out the guts. One time I had run to the restroom to do my thing... You know. Smell the handles on the urinals.

To the guy that hold the door open for everyone at Hibbard. That is seriously the sweetest, self less act I have seen on campus so far :) Thank you so much for holding the door open! You're such a sweetie!

I hooked up with a guy when we were both drunk. I kinda like him now. Would he be interested?

There is an old guy in the library that kind of looks like Professor Slughorn. I really want to ask him to turn into a chair...