The "will be refilled shortly" signs for the milk are horseshit after 7PM. Atleast put out a "cant refill these in a timely manner, because fuck you thats why" sign.

The season of sunflower ice cream is just about upon us. Which means they will continuously put out sunflower icecream even though less than 5% of ice cream consumers actually get the sunflower ice cream. Seriously, fuck sunflower icecream.

I see this guy around campus and around town all the time; he has blond dreadlocks and is always smiling. He was sitting outside of Hibbard around 4 today (10/6) just smiling at the world. He seems just so content with life and/or stoned as heck. I just want to tell him that he seems like a really interesting person and is very attractive. Keep doing what you're doing, man.

I got drunk and passed out at a party and when i woke up someone shoved an entire eggplant up my ass with the stem barely hanging out.

I think that my floor has two wonderful RAs

Being horny and having no one to help you out...

I confess I am going to move out of my room and not tell my roommate. I am done with feeling awkward in my own living space as well as feeling like I can't be in my room.

sometimes I feel like my roommate hates me.