Sunday, 17 November 2013 10:06 PM
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My friends are all chickens... Who wants to go on an adventure and make awesome memories? :)
Sunday, 17 November 2013 10:02 PM
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To the guy working Horan security who was taking care of his girl on Saturday, you're one of the most selfless guys ever. To the girl, I hope you know just how lucky you are to find a guy like that. Good luck you two!
Sunday, 17 November 2013 09:37 PM
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It really grinds my shit when I'm trying to focus in a study lounge and some douche has to talk so freaking loud!!! Ugh! I just wanna run over there and tell them to pipe the FUCK down! Can they not SEE the amount of people around them trying to get something done!?
Sunday, 17 November 2013 08:16 PM
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Omg the blonde girl at 522 11/16 had the prettiest face and nicest ass i have ever seen marry me i think your name is Megan
Sunday, 17 November 2013 07:59 PM
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If you kiss my forehead and play with my hair, I will fall in love with you.
Sunday, 17 November 2013 07:58 PM
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I think my girlfriend is only with me for the physical side of the relationship, it makes me feel like a piece of meat.
Sunday, 17 November 2013 07:41 PM
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My night farts smell bad enough to wake my boyfriend up and make him leave the room. Yeah, love you too :)
Sunday, 17 November 2013 07:41 PM
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Last night, I just stopped caring that my roommate was in the room. I had a class in 30 minutes and I just wanted to squeeze one out. So I whipped my dick out and started jerking it. Pretty sure there's no better way to creep out your roommate