We hit the loud pack everyday!!

to the girl who pooped her pants while on the top of a ladder outside oak ridge: it took a lot of bravery to finish pooping before descending

Why do people still call women sluts and whores?! WHO CARES. Women like sex too! If a man has tons of sex he gets praised but a women gets shot down all the time? NO. If you like sex, HAVE IT! If you don't, DON'T HAVE IT. But don't hate on the people that do have it and do like it. It's a part of life and if you think women are sluts and whore for partaking in something that is natural then, I don't know what is wrong with you.

The thought of you makes me sick.

just found my roommate on higher ed hookups. well, this is awkward...

When I'm high, everything I eat I want to become the spokes model for

I cannot wait for the day that you realize you miss me and want me back, and all I will have to say is the table has finally turned, and that I DON'T want you back, because I deserve so much better than just simply YOU.

Girls,it doesn't hurt to text a guy first once in a while. It lets us know that we aren't being annoying and burdensome, and that we actually do mean something to you.