I'm trolling the higheredhookup page.

To the blonde girl in the gray shirt and black pants sitting across from me in the other booth at Davies, who are you? You are absolutely stunning

"If a host invites many guests, she is a good host. A guest who is always at somebody elses house is a burden." Hey look I can make nonsense bullshit sayings about sex too

I really want to have anal sex with my girlfriend, but she is scared because I have a huge penis...

Got to love all the people flaming each other over socially-constructed differences that do not occur in nature, ie race, religion, etc. Try to keep that in mind when you start hating on other people. The concept of "race" is disgusting, and the fact that both "people of color" and "whites" put so much stock into this abhorrent concept is so disturbing. Your level of melanin does not define you. The reactions of others to that level of melanin does not define you. Break free of the toxic mindset that your skin color somehow binds you to a certain life or existence. Destroy race, destroy racism.

I've been with my boyfriend since my freshman year in high school, im a freshman in college now. After convincing me to move in with him instead of the dorms I found out that he is still texting other girls and treating them like their his girlfriend. I have confronted him multiple times and he says he will stop but acts like he did nothing wrong. I want to leave him but I dont want to move back home and admit that my dads side of the family was right. I dont know what to do. I need to get out and start fresh. Im sick of him hurting me. What do I do?

Bro you're not all that, I take shits bigger than your dick!

Getting hit on by straight guys who want to experiment is a bit awkward at first; though I suppose there's nothing wrong with giving them a sample.