Everytime I see Haroon I just want him to speak to me forever. #dataccent

Its my birthday today and all I want is a BIG BOOTY HOE!!!!!!! Any takers??

So I was getting with my girlfriend the other day and things were getting pretty saucy. We're doing the usual until she suddenly asks if I wanted to be jerked off with her feet, I've never had a foot fetish but I said "Why not?". So we go on and afterwards I find out she has athletes foot. Now my penis won't stop itching. Has anybody else dealt with athletes penis?

I need help. Like.... I hate school, I don't really have friends to support me. My boyfriend does, but he doesn't help me with decisions. I don't think I want to be a teacher. I honestly can't afford school. I'm not doing well in classes and I'll probably end up repeating most of this semester. I just want to drop out and open a bakery or something....

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! My FEELINGS!!! You shouldn't be able to do what you want to do or say what you want to say because my FEELINGS!! I'm so sick and tired of my generation and below being such crybabies. What the hell happened to the phrases "sticks and stones..." and "life isn't fair"?

How people get off thinking that the world should revolve around how they feel escapes me.

To the girl who was picking her nose at the Cabin and eating her boogers: I saw that. If you keep eating your nasal discharge, you're not gonna be hungry for dinner.

I can't stand the guy next to me in my philosophy class. He never stops hitting the table in Hibbard, while I'm trying to learn, because he thinks he's awesome at drumming. Seriously dude. Pipe the fuck down. Or else I'm gonna go apeshit on you one day . . .

Yeah, so thanks to the bitch who pulled out infront of me on water street without looking or signaling... I really wanted to leave skidmarks on the road ya know.

Fucking morons need to pay fucking attention if youre going to be behind the wheel! I know youre self absorbed and only worried about your own wellbeing, but if id have hit you your ass wouldve been paying to repair my vehicle. And you cant claim you didnt notice a bright orange jeep... Doubt anyonee with a brain would believe that!

Wake the fuck up people!

Oh and it was a blonde female -starting to believe the stereotypes.