I keep posting about Halloween because I find it funny to see how many people get completely pissed when you say you're okay with dressing up as a specific ethnicity :)

I'm a skinny guy, but my urine smells like butter and salt. Maybe I should eat healthier.

I'm looking for a guy who I can have something serious with. All the guys that I've tried to get to know better ended up being not who I thought they were.

"If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are." (Stolen from tumblr, but relevant for this page)

I just want a guy who I can confide in and trust, go on walks, fishing, camping, who is outdoorsy but still has some class... I just want someone who I can always count on, and cuddle and watch movies with. I am a girl :) Any guys interested in the same thing, like this and I'll add you! I promise I'm not super weird or creepy.

Mac H is the nicest person I've ever met! He's cute too, but he's probably taken.

I wish I could answer your question honestly: so here it is. Yes. I love you.

My friend has a habit of dating complete assholes who have no respect for her or anyone else for that matter. Why can't she just wake up and date somebody who is worth her time and won't be a complete dick to her and her friends and family.