Monday, 25 November 2013 10:22 AM
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Dear chick sitting by the fire place on 2nd floor Davies at 10 in 11/25,
Don't you understand my glares? Not everyone wants to hear your conversation, so stop shouting it to this entire side of the room. Be a little more courteous of those around you, please.
Monday, 25 November 2013 10:11 AM
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To the person who stuck a dog turd inside of a dollar bill outside of Towers North: good one, but you're a dick.
Monday, 25 November 2013 09:28 AM
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I asked a girl in my french for a bobby pins, really i just want her to munch some carpet with me
Monday, 25 November 2013 09:27 AM
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Monday, 25 November 2013 08:20 AM
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To the really cute blonde who works at jimmy johns and wears a bright blue jacket. Are you single?!
Monday, 25 November 2013 05:06 AM
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Sometimes I want to give up on college.
Monday, 25 November 2013 01:57 AM
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Jake (?) on the football team, with hair like Matthews, you are my dream man.
Monday, 25 November 2013 01:52 AM
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I've come to terms with the fact that I'll be forever alone. I just want to make a girl happy, but if every other guy can do that simple task better than me, what do I have to even offer?