Why our tuition deposit just doesn't automatically reroll for us, I'll never know.

my roommate literally just walked in the door, stood in the doorway staring at me for 5 minutes without saying anything then turned around and left.

I have a secret obsession with the squirrels here. I LOVE THEM.

I have a solution for everyone that is complaining about their roommate problems or are just looking for a cheaper living option: Sublease from my apartment for the spring. That way, you can escape your roommate, nobody has to hear you bitch about your problems to everyone except for your roommate, and I can get out of this bitchass town and move to Chicago. Everybody wins!

To the guy who opened the door to Gov's for me at 12:50 on Monday 11/25, you seem like an awesome guy to hang out with! You should you know like this so we can be friends!

So there is this kid that I was kind of friends with last year, but only friends because he was roommates with some people who were actually my friends. Now this year he thinks he's cool shit cause he finally lost his virginity (not bashing virgins or anything) but now he always come in my room when I have friends over and asked me to help him hook up with some of my female friends. Can't handle this shit anymore! Yo kid you're annoying as fuck!!!!!

Tony M I have had a little crush on you since the first day I moved here! You seem os nice and funny and not to mention insanely cute! (and I heard you also like Zelda!!!) anywaysI know tat I would not be your type but... just wanted you to know you are great!

I wear axe to get girls, they are attracted to it, becuase science