I had sex with a fat girl last night. It was pretty awesome

Okay honestly I'm just looking for a guy to have sex with. Higher ed hook ups is waaay too sketchy for me & creepy and I know this isn't much better but yeah. Please don't have any STD's.

[Admin]: because a random person on Facebook is less creepy? o.0

Beyonce is my spirit animal #fierce #goddess

"The Big Olé" sounds like a Mexican strip club

After my finals I'm going to smoke the biggest bowl of Christmas kush, out of my candy cane striped pipe, might even add some of those flavor drops in something festive like gingerbread. Merry Christmas to me.

Have you ever felt hopelessly stuck in the daily routine? Because that's how I feel about Eau Claire at this point. I'm graduating in eight days and even then, I still might be stuck here until May. I hate it. I hate this place. I hate everything about it. And I can't take it anymore.

The Picture Perfect is advertising a date with one of the bandmembers in a sweepstakes if you pledge a certain amount of money... Can't I just go on a date with Kyle without the pledging? ;( he's so beautiful.

Lexi H, you are the cutest girl at this school. I always see you in the caf at night with the same guy (boyfriend? I hope not) but he's one lucky dude