It would be really nice if UWEC parking could at least take me out to dinner or something before fucking my asshole.

To the guy that tried to feed me his pickle today in Davies...... Your sweater is made out of boyfriend material.

I'm a girl, with a crazy sex drive. I have a higher Ed Hookups profile. Last week I went to hook up with this guy from higherEd at his house somewhere on Chippewa. I get to his house, then he proceeds to tell me to suck his dick, I finish him off, and then he tells me hes "TOO AFRAID" to do anything else because he's not the type to hook up with someone random, way to leave a girl just hanging.. Why the fuck do you have a higherEd profile if you are not gonna hook up with random people? That's kind of the point.

That terrible moment when a comment correcting a spelling mistake that you made gets more likes than your actual confession

I pissed my girlfriends bed last night when I was blackout drunk. Sorry babe.

To the girl singing in The Cabin right now (December 13 at 11:30) you are so talented and you have a beautiful voice :)

I haven't been to Higher Grind since freshman year but my drunken grinding there still haunts me to this day. Don't drink and grind, kids.

I believe that 30% of confessions posted on this wall are true.