I met you last night at brothers. You were wearing a shirt to fight Alexander disease but you didn't really know what it was. You were pretty cute though.

I wish there was an AA meeting on campus...

I started drinking alone. I guess I'm now a card carrying member of the alcoholics' club.

My boyfriend and I really want to have a threesome with another girl, but neither of us has any idea how to approach someone....

[Admin]: And here I thought everyone knew about higheredhookups.com already? Apparently not.

Truth is... whenever we go out and party together. I wanna end up with you at the end of the night coming home with me... not your friend. And I dont know how to tell you that without sounding like a total ass. Plus I dont know if you feel the same and we juuust got onto good terms and I do not wanna ruin that..

I've been to the subway by upper campus six times in the last week in hopes of seeing one girl who works there. She has brown hair, a killer smile, and the most gorgeous blue eyes I've ever seen. I don't know if you smile and laugh with me so much because you're paid to or because you can picture how great we'd be together, but I hope it's the second. Subway girl Cheryl, you're one sexy sandwich artist. Hit me up, girl! ;)

I feel as tho since I have moved here, I have developed some problems. I'm always feeling anxious or depressed, but when I'm with my friends, I am completely fine. However, when I am alone, I'm so anxious that I cannot eat and I can go days without a single bite of food and its really beginning to take a toll on me as I have lost nearly 25lbs.. and thats a lot considering i was at a healthy weight before this. Not sure what to do :/ need help gettin a grip!

Dear god. I'm using this like a craigslist missed connection ad but whatever. To Sam who remembered my omelet order last semester: You are so cute and I should have given you more than just my name at Buzzy's. Someone give me that mans number good lawd.