if you take the bus to campus... tell me im not the only one that finds it a bit sad yet funny when glancing at the looks of those standing at the bus stop as the bus drives PAST when its already full

Alex G who lives in Horan. You seem so sweet and enjoyable. I would love to get to know you better.

The the group of guys that were in the caf (2/27) around 930-10 ish. I really appreciate all the staring. So what if one of your friends slept with me, but that doesn't mean you need to make a big deal out of it. I never told ANYONE about it, but you told your guys.. Real cute. It was one time, an it was an accident. Ps. You also have a small penis, and have no clue how to use it.

Max O in my class, you sit across the room from me. I notice the bulge from across the room. Can I sneak a peak?

Group of guys at the caf on 2/27 around 11:30pm, one of you was wearing a badgers hat I believe with a puff ball on top. All I gotta say is hot damn

I interrupted you studying with one of the most pompous professors in the chem department around 330 today (Thurs). I'm sorry you have to deal with him, and you're pretty cute too. Like this if you want a chem tutor with benefits ;)

To the redhead girl with the tall brunette boyfriend,
You two are the cutest hipster-looking couple I have ever seen. I see you two around campus quite often. I secretly wish I looked that cute with someone.

Coach, I see you all the time but I'd love to love hang out with you sometime. Next time I see you I best get your number just saying.